Here’s an email I got today. I thought it was funny and wanted to share.

Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh…..

Of course I wont laugh, said the nurse, I’m a professional. In over twenty years, I’ve never laughed at a patient. Ok then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest “man thingy” the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. I’m so sorry, said the nurse. I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it wont happen again. Now tell me what seems to be the problem? ……It’s swollen, Fred replied. The nurse ran out of the room.

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