Foul!!! Delay of Game. Penalty to be assessed against……the Gosselins. Jon and Kate you have went over your allotted “15 minutes“. You are now officially wasting my time. Just go away already. NOBODY CARES! You have 8 kids and no jobs. Why are you news every friggin’ day?  What’s that you say? You’re famous? For what? Because Jon has one-armed swimmers and Kate used her uterus as a clown car.

     When their show Jon and Kate plus 8, first came on, I thought, wow. I felt sorry them. I thought, how are they going to make it. I mean, I only have 3 kids and live payday to payday.These poor people are going to starve to death in a cold cardboard box in a gutter in Pennsylvania. Now it’s just why? Jon and Kate are living in a million dollar home, not to mention the millions they make for the show and endorsements, plus all the freebies they are given just for mentioning things on air. FOUL!!!

     I don’t watch the show anymore, but I can’t get away from them in the news everyday. I don’t want to see the premiere of  the Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan douche-apalooza called “Jon minus 9″ airing on the Spike Channel this Fall. Yeah I know Billy Ray Cyress is living off Miley’s career right now, but at least his line dancing uber-mullet had it’s own career once. And I will not be ordering the pay-per-view or DVRing the event of the decade, when Adolf Hitler’s and June Cleaver’s love child  Nazi-momma Kate Gosselin takes on the Octomom Nadya Suleman in a steel cage match at WWE’s Wrestle Mania #765 on the Oxygen Network.

     So as a self appointed “Life Referee“, I can overlook some minor infractions, but not blatant repeat offenses or major penalties. So I had to throw the flag on this one and call “FOUL!!!!”.