First let me say welcome to my new site. Thank you to everyone that has followed me over. Without further ado, let’s look at some headlines.

5. Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy – Because when they arrest you for child abuse, you’ll get plenty of cardio running from your cell mate Tiny.

4. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charges - Now that’s just shocking.

3. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years - An eye for an eye and the other eye too.

2. Lack Of Brains Hinder Research - Uh, ….what were we doing?

1. Blind Woman Gets Kidney From Dad She Hasn’t Seen In Years - Insert punchline here. That was too easy.

5. SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED - I agree. Have you seen how some of these kids act?

4. TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER – I’m always saying how Walmart needs more cashiers.

3. GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE – And I thought getting hit with a wooden spoon was bad.

2. ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX – Talk about “mad cow“.

1. RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE – I guess the economy is hurting everyone.

This just in Saturday is when I take a look around the world wide web to find headlines that make me stop and think. Some may be funny, and some may be strange. Some might disturb you and some might make you throw up in your mouth just a little. So just sit back and take solace in the fact that our life’s aren’t as screwed up as we thought they were……….THIS JUST IN!!!