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October 8th, 2009

Rick

Welcome back and happy Thursday folks. This week has been a very busy one but has gone by fairly quickly. Thankfully, we’re starring done the barrel of another weekend. But, before we get ready for the weekend, I need to take care of a few things. I need to take just a few moments to say thank you to a few people who have made this week memorable.

First, thank you Roman Polanski. For bringing to our attention the pitfalls of having sex with a 13 year old girl and, ….. oh wait, we ALREADY NEW IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN YOU SICK SON OF A … I HOPE YOUR CELL MATE LOVES OLDER MEN!

Thank you Bo Obama. For being SO AWESOME, that not only can you rock a rainbow colored lei, but apparently it’s news when you drop a deuce on Air Force One. “Yes I know you’re the most powerful man in the world daddy President. Now pick up my poo biotch!”, says Bo.

And finally, thank you Jack Lalanne. For not only showing us how sick cool fun healthy shredding vegetables into juice can be, but for also reminding me what a ginormous puss I am. Wow! 95 push ups and sit ups on your 95th birthday. Incredible.

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Thank You Note Thursday

October 1st, 2009

Rick

T-minus two days and counting. It’s Thursday and you know what that means….no, no, no, it’s not time to refill your Valtrex. It’s Thank You Note Thursday! The day every week when I take time to say thank you to those who have made this week special. So let’s quit wasting time and get right to it.

WilfordBrimley First, thank you Wilford Brimley. For reminding us all these years that “Diabeetus” is serious. And that we should “check our blood sugar and check it often, there just ain’t no reason not to”.

Thank you Jessica Simpson. For reminding us that for less than cost of a cup of coffee a day you too could help….

And finally, thank you So You Think You Can Dance Contestant #22036. For showing us that only jumping up and down while screaming and flailing your arms to celebrate moving on to the next round of the competition is not enough. Apparently, showing one’s dirty dug out on national TV is appropriate. Does anyone else feel the sudden urge for roast beef ?

Rick

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Thank You Note Thursday

September 24th, 2009

Rick

Well it’s Thursday and that can only mean one thing….that’s right….it’s Thank You Note Thursday. It’s time to write out some thank you notes to those who have affected us this week. Before I get started though, I would like to say thanks to my newest blog friend Venti Vixen. Y’all check her out when you can. Here we go ….

First, thank you Brittany Spears. For …..dang! K-Fed ate Brittany!

Thank you Heather Locklear. For returning to the “new” Melrose Place. I don’t have a joke for this one. I just appreciate any time I get to see Heather Locklear.

And finally, thank you Mackenzie Phillips. For putting some of the most screwed up images in my head ever. I wish I could take my eyeballs out and wash them with Clorox. I owe Amy Winehouse an apology.

Rick

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Thank You Note Thursday

September 17th, 2009

Rick

Well, we are almost there. We’re on the home stretch. Since it’s thank you note Thursday, I’d like to say thanks to someone whose blog always makes me laugh, Mommy Wants Vodka, check her out. It’s almost the weekend and I can’t wait. But first, we need to take a moment to look back and say thanks to those who have helped get us through this week.

Thank you Megan Fox. For admitting you are a schrizophrenic and you are too.

Thank you Kanye West. Your childish, selfish, unwarranted outburst proved what a shallow, worthless, waste of oxygen that you are. Now even black people think you’re a jackass.

And finally, thank you Steve Monforto. For hugging your 3 year old daughter, instead of throwing her off the upper deck, after she tossed the foul ball you had just caught, back. Reminding us all that NOTHING is more important than our kids.

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Thank You Note Thursday

September 10th, 2009

Rick

Welcome to Thank You Note Thursday. Today is the day I take time out of my busy schedule, to write thank you notes to those who have influenced my week.

Thank you Chris Brown. For not performing at the Michael Jackson Tribute. I don’t think my brain could hold all the “beat it” jokes.

Thank you Dragon Con Festival Parade. For moving me up over 2000 spots on the official American Bad-A rankings.

And finally, thank you Khloé Kardashian. For asking the important question we have all been needing the answer to. “Why ARE there no gay cavemen?”

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Thank You Note Thursday

September 2nd, 2009

Rick

Welcome back. I have a couple new followers and would like to take a moment to seriously say thank you. I hope you have as much fun reading as I do writing. If you enjoy it, please tell all your friends. Now to the thank you notes.

Thank you minimum-wage McDonald’s drive-thru girl. For realizing that, while in a recession, people want every drop of Coca-Cola for their money, and filling the cup to the rim so when I put in the straw …. “next thing you know, ol’ Jed’s a millionaire”! All in my lap.

Thank you high school football “wannabe cougar” mom. For reminding all of us that just because the tag says “One size fits all” that sometimes “all”, just will not fit.

And finally, thank you Heidi Montag. For allowing me to be able to tell the truth for one month when I say, “but hun, I’m just reading the articles”.

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Thank You Note Thursday

August 26th, 2009

Rick

It’s time once again to take a look back at the past week, and say “thank you” to those who have made this week what it was.

Thank you David Hasselhoff. For reminding all of us why it is so important to keep our children away from creepy old dudes like you. Your strange looks, and weird comments to the younger contestants on America’s Got Talent is enough to make all of us throw up just a little in our mouths.

Thank you Ted Kennedy. For being the father of the dysfunction that bred such classic lines as “driving like a Kennedy” and “party like a Kennedy”. Whether driving your car off a bridge or showing up to Congress hung over, we could always count on you.

And finally, thank you Kentucky Fried Chicken. For creating the new “Double Down” sandwich. That’s right. Who needs a bun when you can use fried chicked instead. Good thing y’all brought back the KFC buckets. Now the medics have something to sit on while they’re doing CPR on you.

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Thank You Note Thursday

August 19th, 2009

Rick

Thank You Note Thursday is when I take time out of my busy schedule to write my thank you notes for the past week to those who have affected me.

Thank you Antwon Womack, candidate for District #6 Birmingham City Schools Board of Education. For reminding each and every one of us, that stereotyping and placing labels on people is wrong. Placing labels like high school graduate. Just because you dropped out of high school at age 16, does not mean you should not be elected to the BOARD OF EDUCATION.

Thank you Ball Park Franks. For your new 12 inch WIDE hot dogs and reminding us all that it’s not always about how long your wiener is. Sometimes it just needs to be wider.

And finally, thank you to the underage, pimple faced computer virus author geek punk. For finally getting tired of being picked on and having your lunch money stolen, getting atomic wedgies, and swirlies, and deciding to fight back by unleashing the WRATH OF YOUR NERDOM upon my computer costing me 8 hours of work and a fricken‘ migraine.

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