Maybe I’m behind, but I just heard that A&E has offered Kirstie Alley a new reality show. I know, I know. I’m thinking the same thing …..what took them so long? I mean, who doesn’t care about the life and struggles of Kirstie Alley? It’s gonna be a great show right? Anything from the channel that brought us what I like to refer to as “The Redneck Round-up” or “White Trash Jamboree” or as you may know it, Dog the Bounty Hunter. Or who can forget, Extreme Paranormal and Parking Wars? Man these guys are good. I can’t change the channel already. A show about 40 year olds, that live in their mom’s basement and lost their virginity to a Star Wars poster and chase ghosts is genius. And don’t even get me started on how awesome the edge-of-your-seat drama Parking Wars is. Will the meter expire, or wont it. Now that’s good TV.

And now …. a new show about Kirstie Alley. The show is supposed to be about Kirstie being a single mom with two teenagers in Hollywood. That is, until she gets hungry again and eats them both. The network hasn’t named the soon to be reality hit, but I have a couple suggestions. Law & Order: Special Orders Unit; Hell On Kitchens; The Orifice; Chicken BONES; HEROES Sandwiches; CSI McDonalds; and my favorite, Two and a Half Women.