I mentioned yesterday about the training class I’ve been in this week and how we watched hours of interviews and interrogations. This got me thinking. Possibly the scariest person on the face of the planet still roams free. I have seen his handy work first hand. Back in the day, when I was on a Rescue Unit in a, shall we say, very urban community, I would see this person’s aftermath nearly daily. You may have heard of this man. He is known only as …….. “SOME DUDE“. Yes SOME DUDE is a bad mutha, watch yo mouth, I’m just talkin’ bout …. SOME DUDE. We would pull up on the scene to find someone with the ever-lovin’-piss(that’s a technical term) beat out of them and the first question was always, “who did this to you?”. Although the injuries and the weapons used to inflict said injuries would vary, the answer was always the same ………“SOME DUDE”. Tell us who did this. I told you, SOME DUDE! So what you are saying is that you and 3 of your… “colleagues” …were sitting around ….. debating the promiscuity of the local neighborhood women, when “SOME DUDE … busted up in here” and kicked your @$$? By himself?

So as a Public Service Announcement, be on the look out for SOME DUDE. He is to be considered EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. It’s not really known where he’s hiding out, but it is thought that he is possibly somewhere with his long time girlfriend, THAT BITCH.

But if you don’t believe me, check out someone else who I’m sure will corroborate my story. Switch2PlanB