Hey guys. It’s Freakin’ Friday! I hope you have had a good week, mine hasn’t been too bad. This week I got to attend a training class that I have really been looking forward to. The class is called Kinesic Interview Techniques. It’s a class that teaches how to spot deception during an interview and interrogation. This class was awesome. Have you seen the Fox show Lie to Me? Ever thought, “that’s bull@$#”? Well, guess what? It’s not. It’s based off of studies and work of Dr. Paul Ekman. Why did I tell you that? Because the guy that taught my class, Stan Walters, studied with Dr. Ekman. We learned a lot of the verbal and nonverbal clues, and the difference between deception and stress markers. Part of the class was watching interviews of famous people in an attempt to spot deception. Some the interviews we saw were with O.J. Simpson, Alex Rodriguez, Courtney Love, John and Patsy Ramsey, and Bill Clinton to name a few. After learning what to look for, it was amazing seeing the interviews. This really was one of the most fun classes I have ever attended. The class is broke up into four phases and this was just the first phase. I can’t wait for next phase. And man are my kids in trouble. Let them little brats lie to me now.  It always amazed me how something could get broken, yet no one knew how. It just “happened“. Some people say they have gremlins that live in their house and break stuff, steal socks, and eat cookies without permission in their children’s bedrooms. Well, not me. I have an apparent illegal Russian immigrant. Maybe you’ve heard of him, I think his name is Idunno Itvotunmi. I was getting tired of looking everywhere in my house for this little  commie funny hat wearing vodka guzzling thug punk anyway. I guess now I will have to stop water boarding my kids. Oh well, life is full of compromises.

Well, that was pretty much my week. Hope yours  was a good one too. And by the way, check out one of my new blog buddies Gimme the Juice. Have a great weekend!